..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I will be naked everywhere
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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