Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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