i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory