Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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