gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
FUCK WHALES
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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