You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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