i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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