i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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