just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
