Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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