No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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