Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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