Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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