so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I forget how to act sober
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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