was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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