Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
the raccoons are back...
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