I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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