I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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