There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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