I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You don't make any sense
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