I am midnight drunk by noon
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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