You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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