Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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