you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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