idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
where are my eyebrows?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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