Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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