dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
are you so shy because you have an std?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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