1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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