I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
