Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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