I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
