someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We have started to decorate penises.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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