i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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