the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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