she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.