i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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