Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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