69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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