I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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