"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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