just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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