So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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