I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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