I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
