I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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