If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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