I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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