they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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