I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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