chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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