He uses pillows to masturbate.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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