is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It's blow job season.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
