No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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