so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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