This is not my ceiling
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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