we made out on top of his cat.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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