Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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